One of my readers turned me on to a site that specializes in providing human toys for children of privilege. The site includes a catalog of toys that describes each “toy’s” speciality and is distinguished because the “toys” are all recently unemployed and using their experience to entertain children.
Entertainment runs the gamut from a former banker playing monopoly to a former Christies employee available to be a high end statue.
While I think that this is probably a joke and a funny one, it would not be a surprise that this could possibly be a real company as there is no end to what people will do to entertain their children.
I did send a inquiry off just in case, because you never know, right?