Thanksgiving is about spending time with family and friends and of course giving thanks but we know it can also be stressful, funny or just plain chaotic. Here is a mix of Thanksgiving quotes which represents the day from the funny to the thoughtful.
Enjoy and don’t eat too much (like me.)
“Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.”- Erma Bombeck
“Be thankful for what you have. Your life, no matter how bad you think it is, is someone else’s fairy tale.” – Wale Ayeni
“If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get.” – Frank A. Clark
“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” – W. Clement Stone
“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson
“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.” ― Craig Ferguson
If you count all your assets, you always show a profit.” – Robert Quillen
